Week Three Picks

Can the Jaguars finally find a way to beat the Colts? Will Joey Porter's words come back to haunt him yet again? Who will win Pennsylvania bragging rights? All of these questions will be answered this weekend. Here's how I see it all going down (home team in caps):

FALCONS over Chiefs. This one's a stinker. Atlanta, however, is less of a disaster.
BILLS over Raiders. The Bills go to 3-0, and rumors surrounding Lane Kiffin grow louder.
BEARS over Bucs. Da Bears get the win. The Griese-Garcia QB controversy rolls on.
Panthers over VIKINGS. The return of Steve Smith helps Carolina keep the Vikes winless.
PATRIOTS over Dolphins. Joey Porter, just stop talking. Cassel gets win #2 of his career.
GIANTS over Bengals. Blowout of the week. The Bengals might as well stay home.
TITANS over Texans. Kerry Collins moves one step closer to being the permanent starter.
REDSKINS over Cardinals. A trap game for Anquan Boldin, Larry Fitzgerald, and Arizona.
SEAHAWKS over Rams. Tick tock, tick tock. Scott Linehan's time is running out.
Saints over BRONCOS. Call me crazy, but I smell an upset in the Mile High City.
EAGLES over Steelers. Thriller of the week. Philly wins this Pennsylvania showdown.
COLTS over Jaguars. Too early to panic, but Jacksonville is in big trouble.
Browns over RAVENS. A must win for Cleveland. A loss would crush their playoff hopes.
Cowboys over PACKERS. A back-and-forth affair that goes into overtime. Dallas prevails
CHARGERS over Jets. This one could get ugly. Don't you wish you were retired, Brett?
NINERS over Lions. Gooooooooooooooooo Niners!!!!!!!!!!